I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
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the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
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Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
i think im in europe. pls send help
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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