That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
honey bunches of taint.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
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how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
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He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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