Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
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Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
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Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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