It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
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So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
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To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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