Whod you bang
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
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Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
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well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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