You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
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WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
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Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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