I can text with my tongue
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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