did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
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She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
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He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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