are you still at the devil's house?
Do vagina's smell?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
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I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
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I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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