im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
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My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
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Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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