This house was built for laser tag.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
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No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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