so explain again why im purple
no
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
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We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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