dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
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Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
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You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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