remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
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He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
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He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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