Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
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I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
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I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
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