I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
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Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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