If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
4 words: hood of his car
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
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I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
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He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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