yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
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Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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