I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
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somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
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got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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