just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
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Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
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Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
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