They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
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honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
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I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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