apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
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we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
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This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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