You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
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How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
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Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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