All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
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No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
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Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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