life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
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I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
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So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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