i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
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THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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