i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
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I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
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Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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