Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
You smell like stripper and shame
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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