all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
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Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
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We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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