That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
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You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
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You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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