You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
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we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
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Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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