I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
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im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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