Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
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my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
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You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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