I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
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he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
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Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
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