I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
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she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
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Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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