when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
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And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
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I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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