I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
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And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
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premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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