I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
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when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
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Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Randomize