One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
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She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
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Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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