Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
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Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
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she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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