My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
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you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
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I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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