The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
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you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
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my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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