So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
the liver wants what the liver wants
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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