so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
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I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
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I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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