mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
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Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
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The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
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