I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
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On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
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I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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