do herpes really smell.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
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gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
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Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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