yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i already hear my dad disowning me
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
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God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
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I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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