TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
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I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
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So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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