so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
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We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
You need Xanax blowdarts
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Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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